Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Rescued from Queens Sewer
October 17, 2008 by David Donnell
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Cowabunga!! The police called them “idiots”, we call them our Nuts of the Month!… Three Queens teenagers, two of them over 16, playing pretend.…
The Daily News reports:
Three teenagers…got lost and had to be rescued by firefighters yesterday… “These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers,” said a police source…
Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens – after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said… The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way…
Rescue of teens pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in a Kissina Park sewer.
Of course, the nutty value of the story wouldn’t be complete without a few voices from the Daily News peanut gallery:
ERNESTOMAN: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is so last century.
SMASHSIMPKIN: Head to the sewers NYers. World’s largest bulldozer is on the way to level the world’s largest stinkhole… Good ridddance Rotten Apple. You won’t be missed!!!!
KEEPIT: Their real punishment will be when they go back to school…
ELLA GURU: In the sewer they lived, in the sewer the died, they said it was murder but it was sewercide.
Source: NY Daily News, via Newser
Images: Warner Brothers; DelMundo for News
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Cool site but do yourself a favor and don’t give the morons who post on DN and The Post’s site. Half the trash they spew out of their mouths actually belongs in the NYC sewer system.
Yeah, you just might have a point there V. But hey they are nuts!
sewercide – perfect!
so…do these kids’ parents get to _pay_ for rescue efforts? one can only hope.